You’ve all dealt with fans before, right? You have no idea how these people managed to get backstage, but you’re sure you’ll have no problems getting past them.

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As you approach, their faces light up. They immediately start chattering excitedly to each other. One of them starts hopping lightly from one foot to the other.

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They encircle you immediately, babbling about how much they love you and love your music and can they have a selfie and oh my god, they just love you so much-

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But your stage call is drawing nearer. You need to get through them, and fast.